All Roads Lead to Nowhere

Reach level 5

Points

5 (5 true)

Rarity

67.3% Common

Unlocked

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Torrential Tornadoes

Reach level 10

Points

5 (6 true)

Rarity

44.5% Common

Unlocked

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Slippery When Wet

Reach level 15

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

36.6% Common

Unlocked

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Locals Gone Loco

Reach level 20

Points

5 (11 true)

Rarity

20.4% Common

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Sand One Your Love

Reach level 25

Points

5 (13 true)

Rarity

16.7% Rare

Unlocked

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RigHtEoUS RAPMAStER CAPSULE

Collect the capsule ship piece

Points

5 (8 true)

Rarity

33.5% Common

Unlocked

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RoCKEtSHiP WiNdSHiELd

Collect the windshield ship piece

Points

5 (6 true)

Rarity

49.3% Common

Unlocked

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RigHt MEgaWatt SPEAKER

Collect the right speaker ship piece

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

34.5% Common

Unlocked

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LEFt MEgAWAtt SPEAKER

Collect the left speaker ship piece

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

41.1% Common

Unlocked

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HyPERFUNK tHRUStER

Collect the thruster ship piece

Points

5 (8 true)

Rarity

32.9% Common

Unlocked

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AMPLAMAtoR CoNNECToR FiN

Collect the fin ship piece

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

38.0% Common

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SUPER FUNKoMAtiC AMPLAMAtoR

Collect the amplamator ship piece

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

38.7% Common

Unlocked

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FoRWARd StABiLiZiNg UNit

Collect the front leg ship piece

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

37.3% Common

Unlocked

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REAR LEg

Collect the rear leg ship piece

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

34.4% Common

Unlocked

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AWESoME SNoWBoARd

Collect the snowboard ship piece

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

34.0% Common

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Bored of Your Own Voice

Achieve the coolness level of "Dufus"

Points

5 (5 true)

Rarity

81.5% Common

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Hitting the Textbooks

Achieve the coolness level of "Poindexter"

Points

5 (5 true)

Rarity

62.4% Common

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Lame Legume

Achieve the coolness level of "Peanut"

Points

5 (6 true)

Rarity

49.8% Common

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Coasting Towards Coolness

Achieve the coolness level of "Dude"

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

38.5% Common

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Bros Before UFOs

Achieve the coolness level of "Bro"

Points

5 (8 true)

Rarity

27.4% Common

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Chillin' with the Crew

Achieve the coolness level of "Homey"

Points

5 (10 true)

Rarity

21.4% Common

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Rhythm & Rhyme

Achieve the coolness level of "Rapmaster"

Points

5 (13 true)

Rarity

15.0% Rare

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We Gotta Have That Funk

Achieve the coolness level of "Funklord"

Points

5 (18 true)

Rarity

10.5% Rare

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What a Life

Max out your lives at 8 as ToeJam or Earl alone

Points

25 (121 true)

Rarity

8.0% Rare

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The Mothership Connection

Score 1,300 points as ToeJam & Earl together cumulatively or as either character alone

Points

25 (150 true)

Rarity

6.4% Rare

Unlocked

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E.T.J. Phone Home

Find and answer a telephone that has not been spawned by a present within 3 rings

Points

5 (5 true)

Rarity

70.2% Common

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Goin' Postal

Get a present by mail order

Points

2 (2 true)

Rarity

55.1% Common

Unlocked

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Wrapper's Delight

Locate "Present Island"

Points

5 (15 true)

Rarity

11.5% Rare

Unlocked

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Destination Zero

Enjoy all the amenities of level 0

Points

5 (13 true)

Rarity

14.9% Rare

Unlocked

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Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Collect 15 bucks

Points

5 (8 true)

Rarity

30.5% Common

Unlocked

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Dollar Dollar Bills, Y'all

Collect 30 bucks

Points

10 (31 true)

Rarity

13.2% Rare

Unlocked

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OK Breakfast Boogie

Eat Bacon 'n' Eggs, a Candy Cane, Cereal, and a Watermelon while not at full health each time

Points

5 (8 true)

Rarity

27.4% Common

Unlocked

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It's Been a Good Slice

Eat Pizza, Fries, Cherry Pie, and Pancakes while not at full health each time

Points

5 (8 true)

Rarity

29.8% Common

Unlocked

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Great Junk Food in the Trunk

Eat a Fudge Cake, a Fudge Sundae, and a Hamburger while not at full health each time

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

35.1% Common

Unlocked

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Disaster Averted

Identify the "randomizer" present

Points

10 (24 true)

Rarity

17.1% Rare

Unlocked

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You've Ruined the Surprise!

Identify all 26 presents

Points

25 (152 true)

Rarity

5.4% Rare

Unlocked

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Hallelujah!

Get healed by a Wizard (Prestidigium Healum Ferabuckium)

Points

1 (1 true)

Rarity

35.7% Common

Unlocked

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Till the Fat Lady Sings

Enlist the services of an Opera Singer (Fattus Singus Irritatus) to dispatch an Earthling

Points

2 (5 true)

Rarity

16.5% Rare

Unlocked

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Santa, Is That You?

Sneak up on Santa (Ho Ho Hoium) and get some presents

Points

5 (13 true)

Rarity

15.2% Rare

Unlocked

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Saved by the Carrot

Identify the Total Bummer! without getting shot up

Points

10 (28 true)

Rarity

14.6% Rare

Unlocked

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A World Without Evil?

Seek out and destroy all 6 Lil Devils (Devilus Pokium) on level 2

Points

5 (26 true)

Rarity

5.9% Rare

Unlocked

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Banish the Wahini

Eliminate all 3 Wahines (Hawaiinus Bootius Shakium) on level 3

Points

5 (24 true)

Rarity

6.4% Rare

Unlocked

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Lovesick Aliens

Eliminate both Cupids (Cupidus Stupidus) on level 4

Points

5 (26 true)

Rarity

5.9% Rare

Unlocked

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Hamster Assassin

Eliminate the Hamster in a Rolly-Ball (Rodentia Nottoosmartium) on level 5

Points

5 (19 true)

Rarity

8.3% Rare

Unlocked

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There's a Mole Among Us

Eliminate the Mole (Diggus Theifius Yawannakillum) on level 6

Points

5 (22 true)

Rarity

7.4% Rare

Unlocked

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The Nightmare Is Over

Eliminate both Boogie Men (Pygmyus Scaremtadeathium) on level 7

Points

10 (58 true)

Rarity

5.7% Rare

Unlocked

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Poultry Poppin'

Eliminate both Chickens with Mortars (Cluckus Artillarus) on level 8

Points

10 (57 true)

Rarity

5.7% Rare

Unlocked

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Shop 'Til You Pop

Eliminate both Crazed Shoppers (Spenditallinadae) on level 9

Points

10 (61 true)

Rarity

5.2% Rare

Unlocked

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Kill or Bee Killed

Eliminate both Angry Bee swarms (Buzzius Stingium) on level 10

Points

10 (66 true)

Rarity

4.9% Very rare

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Pimple Popper

Eliminate the Nerdherd (Geekus Dorkia) on level 16

Points

10 (34 true)

Rarity

11.1% Rare

Unlocked

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Kill or Be Drilled

Eliminate both Insane Dentists (Painus Maximus) on level 25

Points

10 (70 true)

Rarity

4.5% Very rare

Unlocked

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Dangerous Delivery

Murder a Mailbox Monster (Mailboxium Donttrustium)

Points

10 (32 true)

Rarity

11.6% Rare

Unlocked

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Mow Him Down

Eliminate a Fat Man & Mower (Americanus Suburbium)

Points

10 (34 true)

Rarity

10.8% Rare

Unlocked

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Phantom of Thee I Scream

Eliminate a Phantom Ice Cream Truck (Driverus Insanicus Ghostium)

Points

10 (46 true)

Rarity

7.3% Rare

Unlocked

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Righteous Reassembly

Obtain all 10 rocketship pieces and return home

Points

25 (69 true)

Rarity

15.9% Rare

Unlocked

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Farewell on Funkotron

Reach "The End" and visit Trixie afterwards

Points

5 (19 true)

Rarity

8.8% Rare

Unlocked

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