Alcohol Is the Best Medicine

Help Birdy get to sleep in Hangover

Points

1 (1 true)

Rarity

35.0% Common

Unlocked

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Pan Handling

Show the Gargoyle the back of your frying pan in "Gargoyle"

Points

5 (5 true)

Rarity

87.9% Common

Unlocked

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Animal Control

Help Jack with his rodent problem in "Marvin"

Points

5 (6 true)

Rarity

56.5% Common

Unlocked

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Barns Bitching Bats

Get to the B Platform in the Barn without jumping or taking damage

Points

3 (15 true)

Rarity

7.2% Rare

Unlocked

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Beehave Yourself

Bring back all the bees without jumping more than 5 times after the first bees follow you

Points

3 (25 true)

Rarity

3.9% Very rare

Unlocked

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A Squirrel Has Ten Lives

Collect a special tail worth 10 lives in "Barn Boys"

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

33.8% Common

Unlocked

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Hasta la Vista, Baby

Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars"

Points

5 (7 true)

Rarity

39.3% Common

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Buff You, Asshole!

Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" without being harmed

Points

10 (36 true)

Rarity

10.2% Rare

Unlocked

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Hairy Matter

Eliminate Haybot in "Haybot Wars" without going down the hill

Points

10 (73 true)

Rarity

4.6% Very rare

Unlocked

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The Obvious Fall

See the bridge being destroyed to the central bank

Points

1 (3 true)

Rarity

10.7% Rare

Unlocked

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Down Here, We All Float

Take the confidence pills in "Sewage Sucks"

Points

5 (8 true)

Rarity

33.7% Common

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A Load of Bullcrap

Wake up the Great Mighty Poo in "Corn Off the Cob" without using the Pan

Points

10 (68 true)

Rarity

4.8% Very rare

Unlocked

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Bowel Movement

Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody"

Points

5 (9 true)

Rarity

27.7% Common

Unlocked

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Prince Charmin

Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without being harmed

Points

10 (47 true)

Rarity

7.5% Rare

Unlocked

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Save It For Corona

Flush the Great Mighty Poo in "Sweet Melody" without missing more than 5 chances to clog his mouth

Points

10 (76 true)

Rarity

4.5% Very rare

Unlocked

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Get Your Arse in Gear!

Help the lady cogs exact their revenge in "Cogs' Revenge"

Points

5 (9 true)

Rarity

25.8% Common

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Super Soaker

Put out the Fire Imps in the boiler room in "Pisstastic" without getting drunk more than once

Points

10 (34 true)

Rarity

10.7% Rare

Unlocked

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Great Balls of Fire

Defeat the big-bollocked boiler in "Brass Monkey"

Points

5 (10 true)

Rarity

24.1% Common

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Bad Doggies Are Bad Doggies

Escape the Bullfish's wrath in "Bullfish's Revenge" without letting him eat any Catfish

Points

10 (86 true)

Rarity

3.7% Very rare

Unlocked

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Dumb As Rocks

Have Berri fail to recognize Conker in his costume in "Rock Solid"

Points

5 (11 true)

Rarity

20.5% Common

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A Feast to Behold

Kill all the Uga-Bugas in "Raptor Food" without letting anyone get eaten

Points

10 (110 true)

Rarity

2.9% Very rare

Unlocked

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A Reptile Dysfunction

Let Buga's "biggest" secret be known in "Buga the Knut"

Points

5 (11 true)

Rarity

19.6% Rare

Unlocked

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T-Wrecked

Let Buga's "biggest" secret be known in "Buga the Knut" without being harmed

Points

10 (48 true)

Rarity

7.9% Rare

Unlocked

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Buga's Bushy Secret

Collect a special tail worth 5 lives in "Uga Buga"

Points

5 (40 true)

Rarity

3.9% Very rare

Unlocked

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B-Bucks

Make another contribution to the Bee community in "Wasps' Revenge"

Points

5 (12 true)

Rarity

18.8% Rare

Unlocked

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Sting Operation

Complete the wasp turret section in "Wasps' Revenge" without being harmed

Points

10 (57 true)

Rarity

6.0% Rare

Unlocked

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What's the Bloody Point?

Replace your frying pan with something better in "Mr. Death"

Points

5 (12 true)

Rarity

18.3% Rare

Unlocked

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Nice Going, Bat-Ass!

Finish feeding your ancestor in "Count Batula"

Points

5 (12 true)

Rarity

17.2% Rare

Unlocked

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Bat-Shit Insane

Feed your ancestor in "Count Batula" without missing more than thrice with your shit

Points

10 (78 true)

Rarity

4.8% Very rare

Unlocked

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Failed Mission

Save a Villager during "Zombies" and see them run off to their doom

Points

1 (8 true)

Rarity

4.0% Very rare

Unlocked

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Resident Weevil

Open the mansion door in "Zombies" without equipping the shotgun and without being harmed

Points

25 (180 true)

Rarity

4.5% Very rare

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Rock n' Load

Fulfill your patriotic duty in "TNT"

Points

5 (13 true)

Rarity

15.7% Rare

Unlocked

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Heil Ze Black List

Survive your first encounter with the Tediz in "Sole Survivor" without jumping or consuming any chocolate

Points

10 (119 true)

Rarity

2.6% Very rare

Unlocked

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Seeing Red

Complete the turret section in "Casualty Department" without being harmed

Points

10 (81 true)

Rarity

4.1% Very rare

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Everyone Left Behind

Flee to the tank area in "Saving Private Rodent" without bringing Rodent with you

Points

10 (122 true)

Rarity

2.5% Very rare

Unlocked

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The Runt of Red October

Destroy all of the submarines in "Little Girl" without being harmed

Points

10 (70 true)

Rarity

4.8% Very rare

Unlocked

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Terror Teddy

Defeat Poppet and Reagan in "The Experiment"

Points

5 (14 true)

Rarity

14.6% Rare

Unlocked

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Experi-Mental Breakdown

Defeat Poppet and Reagan in "The Experiment" without being harmed

Points

10 (66 true)

Rarity

5.1% Rare

Unlocked

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Arms Race

Escape to the Boat in "Countdown" with at least 2 minutes and 30 seconds left

Points

25 (216 true)

Rarity

3.6% Very rare

Unlocked

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I Know Conk-Fu...

Complete "Enter the Vertex" without being harmed

Points

25 (184 true)

Rarity

5.0% Rare

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Believe the Unbelievable

Complete "Enter the Vertex" without jumping more than 8 times

Points

25 (171 true)

Rarity

4.8% Very rare

Unlocked

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Heinrich the Great

Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without being harmed

Points

10 (133 true)

Rarity

2.7% Very rare

Unlocked

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Alien Syndrome

Beat up Heinrich in "The Vault" without blocking once

Points

10 (118 true)

Rarity

2.9% Very rare

Unlocked

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Long Live the King

Drink a whisky at The Cock and Plucker alehouse at last call

Points

5 (15 true)

Rarity

13.5% Rare

Unlocked

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Prolonging the Inevitable

Talk to the guards at the entrance of Uga Buga without having met Gregg yet

Points

5 (24 true)

Rarity

7.5% Rare

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I'll Be Back...

Arrive at the cavemen's home without ever having entered the barn before

Points

10 (49 true)

Rarity

6.6% Rare

Unlocked

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Cash Prizes

Earn $2,310 in Story Mode

Points

5 (16 true)

Rarity

12.0% Rare

Unlocked

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All About the Benjamins

Earn $2,710 in Chapter Mode

Points

10 (76 true)

Rarity

4.0% Very rare

Unlocked

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Only on Nintendo Ultra 64!

Watch Conker play some Killer Instinct on his Game Boy Color

Points

1 (1 true)

Rarity

52.4% Common

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Absolute Monarch

Watch Conker set some butterflies on fire

Points

1 (4 true)

Rarity

8.7% Rare

Unlocked

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Imp-sulted

Insult the Imp bartender at The Cock and Plucker multiple times via the cheat menu

Points

1 (3 true)

Rarity

10.1% Rare

Unlocked

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Live & Reloaded

Unlock all of the multiplayer characters

Points

1 (6 true)

Rarity

5.3% Rare

Unlocked

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You Always Remember Your First...

Get one kill in a Deathmatch against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher

Points

1 (3 true)

Rarity

11.0% Rare

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I Was Born Ready

Get 35 kills in a Deathmatch against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher

Points

2 (14 true)

Rarity

4.2% Very rare

Unlocked

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The Universe, and Artificial Stupidity

Win a 5-life Deathmatch against an Einstein difficulty CPU

Points

5 (37 true)

Rarity

4.1% Very rare

Unlocked

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Protect Your Nuts

Win a 5-minute Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher while getting at least 20 kills and without dying

Points

2 (17 true)

Rarity

3.5% Very rare

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Squirrel King

Win a time-limited Deathmatch against 3 Normal difficulty CPUs or higher while staying in 1st place for the entire match after achieving the first kill

Points

5 (41 true)

Rarity

3.7% Very rare

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Lead Lawnmower

Get 25 kills in a time-limited Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher in 5 minutes or less

Points

2 (17 true)

Rarity

3.5% Very rare

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Instant Rare Replay

Get a Slow-Mo kill in Deathmatch against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher

Points

1 (8 true)

Rarity

3.7% Very rare

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Rainbow Road Warrior

Win a 3-lap Race in a 8 player format against Normal difficulty CPUs while staying in 8th place for at least 1 full lap after the starting line

Points

5 (45 true)

Rarity

3.3% Very rare

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Panzer Pro

Get 20 kills in a Tank match against a Normal difficulty CPU or higher

Points

2 (16 true)

Rarity

3.6% Very rare

Unlocked

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Saving Ryan's Privates

In a War match against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher on the "Total War" map score 50 points

Points

5 (44 true)

Rarity

3.6% Very rare

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The Team That Slays Together...

Win a War match in a 6 vs. 6 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher on the "Colors" map while scoring at least 5 points

Points

25 (222 true)

Rarity

3.4% Very rare

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Dinero & Dash

Win a 5-life Heist match against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by collecting 5 Money Bags without letting any other player score any points

Points

5 (45 true)

Rarity

3.3% Very rare

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Hell in an Eggshell

Win a 5-minute Raptor match as a Mama Raptor in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 20 points

Points

5 (42 true)

Rarity

3.6% Very rare

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Breakfast Is Served

Win a Raptor match as a Uga-Buga against Normal difficulty CPUs by scoring at least 20 points

Points

5 (41 true)

Rarity

3.7% Very rare

Unlocked

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65 Million OP

Win a Raptor match as a Mama Raptor against Normal difficulty CPUs by scoring at least 26 points

Points

5 (40 true)

Rarity

3.8% Very rare

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Au Revoir, Paris!

Win a 5-minute Beach match as a Tedi in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 15 points and without letting them score more than 3 points

Points

5 (45 true)

Rarity

3.3% Very rare

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Stench Revolution

Win a 5-minute Beach match as a Frenchy in a 6 vs. 2 format against Normal difficulty CPUs or higher by scoring 15 points and without dying

Points

5 (40 true)

Rarity

3.8% Very rare

Unlocked

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