When Cows Fly

Launch the cow at the start of New Junk City

Points

1 (1 true)

Rarity

95.4% Common

Unlocked

Apr 2, 2026

Garbage Can Not Garbage Can't

Get through New Junk City

Points

5 (14 true)

Rarity

25.0% Common

Unlocked

Apr 2, 2026

New Junk Is Old Hat

Complete New Junk City on Difficult without dying

Points

10 (214 true)

Rarity

3.0% Very rare

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Dang It All to Heck

Get through What the Heck? (No level select)

Points

5 (29 true)

Rarity

8.4% Rare

Unlocked

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One Heck of a Time

Complete What the Heck on Difficult without dying (No level select)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

Unlocked

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Gone Fishing

Get through Down the Tubes (No level select)

Points

5 (44 true)

Rarity

5.3% Rare

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Totally Tubular

Complete Down the Tubes on Difficult without dying (No level select)

Points

10 (353 true)

Rarity

1.8% Very rare

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A Frayed Snot

Get through Snot a Problem 1-3 (No level select)

Points

5 (55 true)

Rarity

4.4% Very rare

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Gesundheit

Complete Snot a Problem on Difficult without dying (No level select)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

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Achievement 5

Get through Level 5 (No level select)

Points

5 (64 true)

Rarity

3.6% Very rare

Unlocked

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First Place in the Science Fair

Complete Level 5 on Difficult without dying (No level select)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

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Walk the Dog

Get through For Pete's Sake (No level select)

Points

5 (83 true)

Rarity

2.8% Very rare

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Around the World

Complete For Pete's Sake on Difficult without dying (No level select)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

Unlocked

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Fantastic Voyage

Get through Intestinal Distress (No level select)

Points

5 (83 true)

Rarity

2.8% Very rare

Unlocked

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Surgical Precision

Complete Intestinal Distress on Difficult without dying (No level select)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

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Kicking Buttville and Taking Names

Get through Buttville and beat the game (No level select)

Points

10 (195 true)

Rarity

2.6% Very rare

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U're the Best

Complete Buttville on Difficult without dying (No level select)

Points

25 (1319 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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Backup Worm at the Start

Find the extra life at the beginning of New Junk City

Points

1 (6 true)

Rarity

8.1% Rare

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Do the Mario

Find the hidden warp in New Junk City

Points

2 (14 true)

Rarity

7.8% Rare

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Billy's Backup Worm

Find the extra life by Billy the Bin's arena in New Junk City

Points

1 (3 true)

Rarity

18.5% Rare

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Binning Billy

Defeat Billy the Bin without taking damage

Points

10 (237 true)

Rarity

3.3% Very rare

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Chucking out the Trash

Defeat Chuck without taking damage

Points

10 (423 true)

Rarity

2.4% Very rare

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Andy Asteroids Rising Star

Collect 50 Fuel Pods and outrace Psy-Crow in Andy Asteroids 1

Points

3 (18 true)

Rarity

9.2% Rare

Unlocked

Apr 2, 2026

A Murder of Crow

Defeat Psy-Crow in battle on any planet

Points

5 (55 true)

Rarity

5.1% Rare

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Killing One Bird with Two Hundred Stones

Defeat Psy-Crow on Difficult with 200 shots or less

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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Rusty's Gotten Rusty

Defeat Rusty the Snowman without taking damage

Points

10 (423 true)

Rarity

2.1% Very rare

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Backup Worm by the Twin Gems

Find the extra life in What the Heck?

Points

1 (10 true)

Rarity

5.0% Rare

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Shoot No Evil

Defeat Evil the Cat on Difficult without firing your gun

Points

10 (353 true)

Rarity

1.7% Very rare

Unlocked

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Backup Worm up the Tubes

Find the extra life in the first stage of Down the Tubes

Points

1 (10 true)

Rarity

4.4% Very rare

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Backup Worm in the Maze Walls

Find the extra life in the second stage of Down the Tubes

Points

1 (52 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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A Breath of Fresh Air

Find the secret air pump in the second stage of Down the Tubes

Points

5 (107 true)

Rarity

2.1% Very rare

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Supreme Tube Racer

Complete the submarine section in the second stage of Down the Tubes with 35 air remaining without using the secret refill

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

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Fishing for a Fight

Defeat Bob the Killer Goldfish without taking damage

Points

1 (8 true)

Rarity

5.5% Rare

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Andy Asteroids Seasoned Pro

Collect 50 Fuel Pods and outrace Psy-Crow in Andy Asteroids 2

Points

3 (38 true)

Rarity

3.7% Very rare

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Major League Bungee Battler

Defeat Major Mucus in Snot a Problem 3 in one descent

Points

10 (214 true)

Rarity

2.6% Very rare

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Who Left the Lights On?

Enter where Level 5's secret warp to "Who Turned Out the Lights" normally is

Points

1 (14 true)

Rarity

3.7% Very rare

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I Didn't See Anything in There

Get through each of Level 5's dark rooms without taking damage or damaging anything (Resetting rooms via death permitted)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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No Mo' Chicken

Defeat Robo Chicken without taking damage

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

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Andy Asteroids Reigning Champion

Collect 50 Fuel Pods and outrace Psy-Crow in Andy Asteroids 3

Points

3 (40 true)

Rarity

3.6% Very rare

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Air Bud

Keep Peter Puppy in the air for 10 seconds without letting him touch the ground

Points

5 (83 true)

Rarity

2.7% Very rare

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Andy Asteroids All-Time Great

Collect 50 Fuel Pods and outrace Psy-Crow in Andy Asteroids 4

Points

3 (49 true)

Rarity

2.8% Very rare

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Eat My Dust Psy-Crow!

Defeat Psy-Crow in all four Andy Asteroids races in one run (No level select)

Points

10 (195 true)

Rarity

2.4% Very rare

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Eat Dirt Psy-Crow!

Defeat Psy-Crow in all four battles in a single run (No level select)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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Backup Worm under the False Floor

Find the extra life in Intestinal Distress

Points

1 (16 true)

Rarity

3.3% Very rare

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Quick Colon Cleanse

Defeat Doc Duodenum within 20 seconds

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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Backup Worm Atop the Descent

Find the extra life at the top of the first stage of Buttville

Points

1 (23 true)

Rarity

2.6% Very rare

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Backup Worm Halfway Down the Descent

Find the extra life halfway down the first stage of Buttville

Points

1 (17 true)

Rarity

3.0% Very rare

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Backup Worm on the Left Path

Find the extra life at the bottom-left of the first stage of Buttville

Points

1 (15 true)

Rarity

3.3% Very rare

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Backup Worm on the Right Path

Find the extra life at the bottom-right of the first stage of Buttville

Points

1 (35 true)

Rarity

2.0% Very rare

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Backup Backup Worm on the Right Path

Find the further extra life at the bottom-right of the first stage of Buttville

Points

1 (35 true)

Rarity

1.7% Very rare

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Backup Worm in the Heart of Buttville

Find the extra life in the second stage of Buttville

Points

1 (42 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

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The Butt of the Issue

Defeat J. Alfred Maggot on Difficult without using Mega Plasma

Points

10 (423 true)

Rarity

1.6% Very rare

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Regicide on a Budget

Defeat The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt on Difficult with 750 shots or fewer

Points

25 (1319 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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Worm Collector

Collect 9 Lives (No level select)

Points

10 (423 true)

Rarity

1.4% Very rare

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Plasma Collector

Collect at least 5000 Plasma (No level select)

Points

10 (527 true)

Rarity

3.0% Very rare

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Interplanetary Plasma Hoarder

Collect at least 9000 Plasma (No level select)

Points

25 (1753 true)

Rarity

2.7% Very rare

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Mega Plasma Collector

Collect 5 Mega Plasma in one level

Points

10 (266 true)

Rarity

4.4% Very rare

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Asteroid Shield Collector

Collect 5 Asteroid Shields

Points

5 (41 true)

Rarity

8.5% Rare

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Winners Rarely Cheat

Input five button presses while the game is paused. This disables progression achievements this run

Points

1 (9 true)

Rarity

7.8% Rare

Unlocked

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